AMANDA BACK ON MELROSE PLACE

Heather Locklear aka the Evil and fabulous Amanda Woodward was looking hot on the set of Melrose place today while she was filming an upcoming episode with Thomas Calabro aka Dr. Michael Mancini [INF]



It is amazing how the actresses from Melrose Place 1.0 look much better and younger today than they did almost 17 year ago. So what's their secret!? Apparently just like vampires their skin must never touch a ray of light that is why most of the actors have their own personnel umbrella holder assistant. Do not smile because guys do the same thing [Jeffrey Donovan on the set of Burn Notice] I have also heard that it is a MUST to have them die their hair to the same color then your pants, and if you change your mind at the last minute you just fire them after whipping them for 10 minutes.

Even if you think that is a good personal assistant below for having died his hair the right color, I think he should totally get fired because instead of smiling at the paparazzi he should have been more careful not to let the sun touch Heather's arm.



I know that umbrella is more something you associate with the rain and talking about the rain we just had like two days of non stop rain [I know scary right!?] those of you in the rest of the world cannot understand how rain = end of the world here. We had breaking news, storm watch, live coverage all day long and even evacuations ... If you didn't know it was just rain you would think we were under some kind of attack. After all this is the entertainment capital of the world right !?

But one thing is for sure, Angelinos don't like the rain, some don't even know what it means. I was suspecting at some point that like in the movie Gremlins some people here may turn into monsters in the contact of water.

IMPORTANT WARNING:

This warning must stay between you and I, but if you ever meet someone from Los Angeles or even worst, come here, you must not let them near a bright light [without sunglasses] must not allow rain to touch them and most importantly, must never, EVER feed them with carbs. I am not kidding you ... your life may be in danger if you do not respect those rules.