SCOTLAND /NACHO NOVO MOONING SCANDAL

Soccer player Nacho Novo is facing charges over dramatic double gesture on the field. The gesture involves a finger [above] and a butt [below].



"I dropped my shorts a little that is for certain" said Nacho Novo "But I did not intend to provoke anybody. When the game ended, a kid asked me for my shirt. I gave it to him and then, in order to rearrange the top I had been wearing underneath, I lowered my shorts a bit."

Et voila that is what you get for giving your shirt to some kid and being negligent with your shorts ...

"There are no plans to carpet Novo over the removal of his shorts but the hand gesture will be looked at and the disciplinary committee may be asked to sit in judgment."

Ok! I am relief that there will be no charges after he dropped his shorts, because this would have transformed the face of soccer!

Comments

[richard]

haven't they ever seen "braveheart" or "craig ferguson" -- the latter does that all of the time??