CHANNING TATUM PROUD OF HIS PACKAGE ON DETAILS MAGAZINE

I like that Details is "not a gay magazine" that will put Chaning Tatum talking proudly of his package on the cover ... like any straight man would care!? It's even hard to care when you're gay so I am really confused with this magazine's orientation! In the interview Channing talks how his penis turned into an overcooked hot dog.

What would the world be without some crucial informations like that!? Get ready for some hardcore literature below:

"Channing Tatum's penis is gross. It looks like a hot dog that's been left too long on the grill. The tip is hot-pink, singed, and shriveled. It appears angry. And it's painful to view. My penis hurts just from looking at it. Movie stars tend to be vain, by nature and profession, but Chan—that's what everyone calls him—does not mind one bit showing me his sad, withered wiener. 'It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life,' he says, flipping through photos on his iPhone until he lands on a grainy snapshot of a scorched member. His scorched member. 'I'm good . . . now,' he says with a grin. 'Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.'"

Tatum was describing an accident that happened on the set of his recent movie in Scotland, The Eagle of the Ninth [See the photos here] in which boiling water was poured down the inside of his wetsuit (apparently the only way to stay warm over there...)

Feast more on this interview at Details official site.

The good news is that hot dog is quite the compliment ... because there are also cocktail sausages on the market.

At least the photos by Norman Jean Roy are pretty cool.