Drake, Madonna & Coachella Got Me All Confused at Once

Drake, Madonna & Coachella Got Me All Confused at Once

So by now you must have heard that last night at Coachella, Drake made out with Madonna.

While everyone is talking about his ‘disgusted’ reaction. Please people, this reaction is just a ‘prepared’ reaction of ‘OMG Madonna just kissed me’

what did you expect? Drake giggling on stage? He was trying ‘too hard’ to be cool about it. He’s just a poor actor that’s it.

Nothing about what happened last night feels genuine (one of my biggest problem with Madonna in general) she also never NEVER would do anything not contractually specified and will rehearse the hell out of anything she does on stage (she said it herself) you can watch the kiss below:

But that was none of my concerns to be honest.

First of all, Madonna annoys me 80% of the time now to be honest. I was a huge fan and then now I’m like WTF pretty much all the time. I am confused by her music not to mention the things she post on her instagram. This for example is her latest insta:

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This for me shows that she is very much aware of the negative reactions people are having of her kiss with Drake last night. I did not think it was a terrible thing and Drake reaction was just him being a bad actor. But rather than just ignoring the negativity she chooses to kinda be a bitch about it … her all ‘Bitch I’m Madonna’ thing would be nice if not taken too seriously but she is so fucking serious with her bitch thing. Poor thing.

Also BITCH since you’re Madonna, at least learn how to spell your songs: #Ghosttown not #Ghostown, it’s even written on the picture you posted. Bitch it’s easy, just read it.

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Then Drake got me all confused. I just realized last night I actually do not listen to his music at all. I am not a fan of Rap music in general. The main reason is that (being French) I have a hard time understanding what they are talking about most of the time. But I did listen to one of Drake’s performance last night and I was like ‘What?’.

There is a cultural thing I still do not fully get here in the US. I get that people rather use the term African-American than black. Fine with me. What confuses me is like last night Drake was using the word nigga or nigger left and right. Nigger this, nigga that, my nigga this, my nigga that … I don’t know, and I am not being ironic about it. So I went online and saw that it’s actually ok, I think, for black people to use the term nigga. So much protocol got me all confused … But Drake is popular with his (in my opinion) bad music, so good for him.

The last thing that got me confused was just Coachella.

First when we moved to L.A. it was cool for people to go to Coachella and then it became a douche thing to do. I don’t know why to be honest it always looked the same to me. But the funny part was looking at some instagram pics. And this picture below sums up pretty much anything you need to know about Coachella:

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So yeah there’s some music but people are going for various other reasons. The girls have their Coachella outfits ready like 10 months in advance and the guys, I think they are just confused with the all thing as well. So they go for the girls and to drink (after all it’s spring break) Look at this dude above. He looks happy to be at Coachella (not sure it’s the music he likes, nice bulge btw) but the lol part for me is the bandana, it’s Coachella you idiots not Burning Man! There is no need for a sand-storm-protection lol you’re in Palm Springs, there are NO sand storms in P.S. in April.

View Comments (6)


  1. Richard F

    16/04/2015 at 6:23 pm

    Uh, apparently you aren’t familiar with Coachella or weather in Palm Springs. There are sandstorms in April, including a bad one that hit Coachella weekend 1 in 2013. 2014 wasn’t as bad but winds did pick up Saturday and caused equipment problems and many people were not prepared. Try doing a little research for next article you write, ok?

  2. jay love

    27/03/2016 at 11:37 pm

    When you were driving to Coachella did you notice the big fucking windmills?

  3. Batman

    07/04/2016 at 12:23 pm

    Completely wrong about the wind, but spot on about the bulge.

  4. Barry

    07/04/2016 at 12:31 pm

    Bandana is for the pollen. People’s allergies go nuts there because of the scalping of the polo fields.

  5. Anonymous

    07/04/2016 at 12:32 pm

    Apparently, who ever wrote this article was not at Coachella 2014, where everyone got caught in a sandstorm.

  6. Thinking you're an idiot

    07/04/2016 at 2:15 pm

    Uh…you clearly were not at Coachella 2014 when a sandstorm hit on Friday night that was so bad I woke up with grit in my eyeballs and everyyyywhere else!

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