Cristiano Ronaldo Too Large For His CR7 Underwear? The Urban-Celebrity-Underwear-Legend Says So + Japanese Treat
According to the usual urban-celebrity-underwear-legend ... the 'model' (aka Cristiano's penis) was too big and impressive for the world to handle, so it has been photoshopped!
Here are some not exclusive and totally fake-homemade (emojis included #YouAreWelcome) before and after of Cristinao's new CR7 campaign shots:
It's always the same crap, we had this talk with David Beckham before and now Cristiano Ronaldo. It is mostly used as a 'marketing strategy' to make people talk, and they do, I am not saying they are not 'large' or 'extra-large' but the main reason is that a lot of markets (mostly the US) are allergic to penis' outlines in underwears. Look at any men's underwear campaign (except some cheap gay labels) and you will notice the same Ken Doll's like bulge. It has nothing to do with the size but rather to a sad cultural standard.
What really disturb me in those photos are his eyebrows.
Enjoy the video:
In life, its alwways a good thing to have a back up plan.
I rarely worry for iconic soccer players in general because they earned enough money to live 2 or 3 comfortable lifetimes but you know just in case times get ruff and they need extra cash for a 4th and 5th lifetime, they are always ready fo some new endrosments (preferably abroad and in Asia if possible) since everything in life is possible here is Christiano Ronaldo introducing an interesting facial fitness tool that you would not even dare dream of being a reality. Thankfully Cristiano's agents and managers had the smart idea to have him hold the tool in his hand while smiling rather than gag on it, one more time, enjoy:
I was hoping (not really) that this ad was some sort of joke for a Portuguese SNL or something ... but this live panel that took place in Japan last month looks painfully real.
We can make fun all we want but Cristiano is shaking his head up and down all the way to the bank ;P