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I GIVE YOU CRISTIANO RONALDO THE SINGER ... OUCH!

As much as I am existed to see Cristiano Ronaldo XXL on Sunset Boulevard [Cristiano Ronaldo to follow the Armani Exchange bulge-steph of David Beckham] I am not sure that asking Cristiano to sing to promote a Portuguese bank was the best idea of the century ...



We now invite you to listen to AMOR MIO [you don't have to] performed by Cristiano Ronaldo.



Oh and if you think it can't get worst then check out the video below of Cristiano singing A cappella ...





Cristiano Ronaldo singer ... how can I say this delicately! Let's say he is a great soccer player ;-)

CRISTIANO RONALDO TO FOLLOW THE BULGE-STEP OF DAVID BECKHAM

Italian fashion designer Armani just announced that the Beckhams were asking too much money for a new campaign soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign. The ads and billboards will start in spring 2010. Ronaldo signed with Real Madrid over the summer after leaving Manchester United. He also plays for Portugal's national team.

In other Cristiano Ronaldo news, "A rich foreign woman who was betrayed" has paid a Spaniard nicknamed Pepe to "end Ronaldo's career," Correio da Manha daily said. Ronaldo is currently carrying an ankle injury, and the sorcerer Pepe is claiming credit for it...

Interesting .... "A rich foreign woman who was betrayed" the list must be endless for Cristiano, depending what 'betrayed' means for those women, if by that they mean he did not called them the next day, well they kind of knew what they were getting themselves into anyway!



Not sure if this story is true because a couple of days before Cristiano was hurt on the field and it seemed to be the ankle too.

If true, let's hope the same women won't try to stop his underwear model career by cutting short some indispensable things ....

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How could I start a sports review without our favorite, David Beckham :-) Who apparently is trying its best to show us that his Armani underwear performance was not photoshop enhanced ...

Below, a new wax version saw the day of spotlight at Madame Tussaud in Hollywood. For once I have to say that I do approve this candle version, even tho to make it realistic, a shirtless version would have been more appropriate.

I always found those wax things creepy, and if you do too, then it may be because of the origins of this Tussaud thing. Did you know that Marie Tussaud [born in Strasbourg France] created her first wax figures during the french revolution! In her memoirs she claims that she would search through corpses to find the decapitated heads of executed citizens, from which she would make death masks. NOW I understand why I always found those things creepy ...



Let's stick with the round ball with some photos of Cristiano Ronaldo who could very much be featured in an underwear ad from what I see.



Sometimes I am not sure what those players are doing, of course a picture is not telling us the entire story and you know what ... I always loved to make my own stories, it's more fun that way!





Have you watched Golf lately !? It seems that a new generation is making its way to the greens around the world. They even have the Zac Efron of the the greens ...



Not a fan of golf yet but I might change my mind!



This weekend Malibu hosted the 4th Annual Surfrider Foundation Celebrity Expression Session with bendy Eric Balfour and David Chokachi.





I just love rugby players, they have the best bodies !!! It is no mistake that some of the most popular calendars are not the one with kitties in baskets anymore but Rugby players from all over the world



They do even go to the beach to train once in a while ...



And before we go, a picture of the very sassy Wildcats mascot .... Grrrrrr!

CRISTIANO RONALDO'S SEXY LEGS WORTH $144M (TAN NOT INCLUDED)

Just like Mariah Carey insured her legs for or a $billion$ Cristiano Ronaldo's goddess legs have reportedly been insured for £90 million by Real Madrid $144 million.

"Real Madrid is attempting to protect themselves in case Cristiano, 24, ever gets seriously injured during a soccer match, according to Spanish newspaper El Mundo. While the sum may sound extravagant, the amount realistically quantifies Cristiano's dollar value to Real Madrid in terms of market and monetary income. In June, Real Madrid shelled out a stunning $131 million transfer fee to acquire the Portuguese international winger from Manchester United. That amount (which was only the transfer fee) does not include Cristiano's lofty salary of over $18.7 million a year. The insuring of Ronaldo's legendary pins comes shortly after Czech footballer Zdenek Grygera delivered a vicious kick to Cristiano's leg near the knee during a recent friendly." [source]

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CRISTIANO RONALDO TRAINING HARD IN IRELAND

Cristiano Ronaldo made his way to Ireland with the rest of his teammates for a nine-day pre-season training camp that will also include a bunch of friendly matches.



9 days of hard training, away from home that's calling for bounding time :-) I am pretty sure that what we see below is part of the training, but like many things in life, depending of the angle ... it can tell a different story, and I like what this stroy is telling me :-) More photos in the gallery below.

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BECAUSE HE'S WORTH IT! CRISTIANO RONALDO FOR CLEAR AD CHINA

On monday Cristiano Ronaldo made his debut at the Real Madrid in Spain [Cristiano Ronaldo Made His Dream Move To Madrid] But the news today comes from China where he is the new face-scalp of Clear new ad campaign. Not that he needed the money really ... but more seems to be the new black lately.



Watch the ad below.

CRISTIANO RONALDO MADE HIS DREAM MOVE TO MADRID

Cristiano Ronaldo finally made it to Madrid today after the $131 million transfer from Manchester United to be officially presented to the Real Madrid.



The first stop, a medical examination at a clinic in Madrid, you know just to make sure he looks good shirtless ...



He was then proudly flaunting one of his sponsor's shirts (that I am sure was enough paid for his entire recent vacations in Los Angeles) and made his way to meet and greet his 80,000 Spanish fans.



Cristiano is now officially known as CR9.



A lot of security to avoid girls going crazy and offering him their bras ... it turned out only guys were whiling to pay a shirtless tribute to Cristiano ;-)



"I am just so happy to be here. For me, I have made my childhood dream a reality, which was nothing less than playing for Real Madrid" Oh and the fact that he will be paid 13 million euros each season is like the cherry on the cake.

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS BACK AND HE IS TOTALLY RELAXED

After his week long celebration in Los Angeles and Las Vegas Cristiano Ronaldo is back in Portugal looking totally relaxed, forget the Gucci look, Cristiano went to meet and greet the press outside his vacation rental in Vale do Lobo with his sleepers on and his friends and family posing in swimsuit in the background.

GUCCINO RONALDO LOOKING GUCCILICIOUS IN LOS ANGELES

It's not easy being a celebrity! You have to face all those flashes at the end of the night to go back to your car.



Honestly I would hate that, can you imagine after a few (sometimes more) drinks, having your picture taken by so many people!? You have to make your way out, half blinded by the flashes, if you put your hand on your face people are gonna say the next day 'Why so shy Cristiano !?' If they step on your $400 shoes (and they will) you have to keep smiling or TMZ will report that your are so rude to those poor photographers. Yes, being a celebrity sucks ...



That being said Cristiano Ronaldo aka Guccino Ronaldo was photographed leaving Beso restaurant in Hollywood proudly flaunting his Gucciness.

Gucci man-purse, Gucci belt, Gucci Jacket, probably Gucci underwear ... and the last but not the least GUCCI SEATS in the car ... how Guccilicious my friends.

CRISTIANO RONALDO'S ENDLESS CELEBRATIONS! THE PRICE TO PAY

Among Cristiano Ronaldo's entourage, a personal masseur. I get it while on training period, but party period ... why not right!? When you have lots of money anything is possible. I am not a specialist and I cannot confirm what he was looking for, all I know is that pressing that part of the body so hard hurts no matter if you have something or not.

In the gallery see photos of Cristiano getting a pool side belly rubbing [INF]

Cristiano Ronaldo in California is like a telenovela, so much fun, drama, hot body, so if you have missed the previous episodes of Cristiano Ronaldo in California and Nevada CLICK HERE

+ ALL THE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP