Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo Too Large For His CR7 Underwear? The Urban-Celebrity-Underwear-Legend Says So + Japanese Treat

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According to the usual urban-celebrity-underwear-legend ... the 'model' (aka Cristiano's penis) was too big and impressive for the world to handle, so it has been photoshopped!

Here are some not exclusive and totally fake-homemade (emojis included #YouAreWelcome) before and after of Cristinao's new CR7 campaign shots:

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It's always the same crap, we had this talk with David Beckham before and now Cristiano Ronaldo. It is mostly used as a 'marketing strategy' to make people talk, and they do, I am not saying they are not 'large' or 'extra-large' but the main reason is that a lot of markets (mostly the US) are allergic to penis' outlines in underwears. Look at any men's underwear campaign (except some cheap gay labels) and you will notice the same Ken Doll's like bulge. It has nothing to do with the size but rather to a sad cultural standard.

What really disturb me in those photos are his eyebrows.

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Enjoy the video:

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In life, its alwways a good thing to have a back up plan.

I rarely worry for iconic soccer players in general because they earned enough money to live 2 or 3 comfortable lifetimes but you know just in case times get ruff and they need extra cash for a 4th and 5th lifetime, they are always ready fo some new endrosments (preferably abroad and in Asia if possible) since everything in life is possible here is Christiano Ronaldo introducing an interesting facial fitness tool that you would not even dare dream of being a reality. Thankfully Cristiano's agents and managers had the smart idea to have him hold the tool in his hand while smiling rather than gag on it, one more time, enjoy:

I was hoping (not really) that this ad was some sort of joke for a Portuguese SNL or something ... but this live panel that took place in Japan last month looks painfully real.

We can make fun all we want but Cristiano is shaking his head up and down all the way to the bank ;P

UK / Cristiano Ronaldo For Men's Health

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Portuguese football star Cristiano Ronaldo goes shirtless - of course - for the newest issue of Men’s Health UK. The newly signed athlete to Lil’ Wayne’s sports management company, discuss how he stays in such great shape, his daily diet and workout routine which I could not care less because for me it's the results that matters ;-) and I like the result ...

+ Watch a behind the scenes video after the jump.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Beauty Routine Exposed! #Selfie

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Cristiano Ronaldo is sharing his beauty tips on Instagram ... Yes people, it takes a lot of work to stay young and beautiful when you are a father, international soccer player, model, socialite, boyfriend etc, etc ...

Leg Therapy With Cristiano Ronaldo

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Gifs are made for 3 things:

kitties who are way cooler than us ...

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Ryan Gosling who is way hotter than us ...

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and Cristiano Ronaldo legs, period.

I've said it for years ... there's nothing sexier than a man with good legs. If you gotta spend time at the gym, don't forget the legs because skinny legs don't go with massive upper body. For some it comes naturally, especially if you practice, soccer or if you are an active swimmer.

When it comes to sexy legs, Cristiano Ronaldo has nothing to worry about and those gifs are exactly what we need for our leg therapy session du jour.

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Madrid / Cristiano Ronaldo CR7 Launch

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Cristiano Ronaldo unveiled a 62 foot tall campaign image of himself in Madrid wearing nothing but his new line of CR7 underwear (& socks). Cristiano is always giving the same face in every campaign he does (but who is looking at the face right?) plus it is an underwear campaign so it makes sense you don't focus much on anything else but the product ;-)

The picture is simple and Cristiano Ronaldo's body sure looks good.

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90's Hot Mess Alert For Cristiano Ronaldo! #NotImpressed

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Over plucked eyebrows, poped collar and frosted tips ... yep, this a 90's hot mess alert all over again for Cristiano Ronaldo as you can see on this picture above taken on monday during a game between Portugal and Croatia. I never liked it back then I hate it today ... #NotImpressed.

With a world-record €100m bid and offer of a tax-free salary of €20m per year on the table for Cristiano [source] you would think that he will eventualy have enough money to spare on a stylist and image consultant. Because the big gold chain and the gilet (below) I just can't ...

Money can't buy everything but it can buy you stylist and Cristiano should take the plunge, as long as the stylist leave him a few speedo for the summer of course.

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