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JESSE METCALFE RETURNS TO DH ... SINGLE BUT WITH HIS SHIRT ON :-(

So last night, Jesse Metcalfe [aka John Rowland] made his big return on Desperate Housewives. Long time gonne where he was trimming bushes shirtless on wisteria lane ;-) Today he is the proud owner of a restaurant!



While his character featured prominently during season one, Metcalfe's role was relegated to a few guest appearances in season two, and single appearances in seasons three and four.



Of course as you may have seen in next week's preview ... a classic Desperate Twist is on its way ;-)



All I am hoping for now is Gaby to get busted kissing John and then divorce him. I am so not digging the all family thing and negligee life she is living right now.



In real life, Jesse just announced that he is now ready for a serious relationship and do not think he was destined to be the eternal bachelor. "I don't want to be one of those 40-something guys in LA, still dating, still going out to clubs and chasing 21-year-olds. It's not a good look." So ladies you know what to do next time you see him ;-)

JESSE METCALFE DESPERATE AGAIN!

Yesterday Jesse Metcalfe was spotted with a script in hand on his way to work on the `Desperate Housewives' movie set in Universal Studio Hollywood [Splash - Fame] It's been a while since we haven't seen a gardener in spotless Wisteria Lane and even longer that we haven't seen a naked gardener in wisteria lane ;-) [More Jesse Metcalfe on OhLaLa] The script does not seems that thick, less hope it starts like this:

EXT. WISTERIA LANE - 12 MIDNIGHT

Summer storm. The beautiful view of Wisteria Lane. The camera move slowly towards John Rowland (Jesse). He is NAKED standing right there in the middle of the street. The RAIN starts pooring on his tan body. CLOSE UP to his muscles.

What do you think !? Could I write for the show!? ;-) Let's hope the story line will be similar to this, I won't be mad is they borrow it from me, I swear ...

JESSE METCALFE HOSPITALIZED AFTER WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A FATAL FALL!

Jesse Metcalfe who was presenting the World Music Awards in Monaco [Jesse Looking Good in Monaco] was hospitalized in London yesterday after a (40 feet) stairs fall that could have been fatal in Monaco sunday night.

Emergency crews found him unconscious and took him to a hospital in Monaco immediately. As it seems, he escaped the fall nearly unscathed with no broken bones (Most of the people involved in accidents or falls who end up with no major injuries were in general totally wasted !!!)

Metcalfe’s spokesperson said: “He is a very, very lucky man. The accident could have been fatal. He has not broken anything but can barely walk as he hasn’t got much movement in his legs. He was immediately taken to a hospital in Monaco and given X-rays. Doctors didn’t speak much English so as soon as we landed in London yesterday we had him re-examined at a London hospital. They wanted to keep him in overnight so he could have a MRI test today. Jesse knows he's had a very lucky escape.”

The spokesperson added that they were going to speak to the organizers of the World Music Awards, since it is believed the pathway Metcalfe slipped on. Reports are that someone else tripped in the same area earlier in the evening.

Get well soon Jesse ...

+ Jesse Metcalfe at Nice Airport France Pink Is The New Blog
+ Metcalfe Gets Ass Kicked By Staircase TMZ

OHLALA JESSE METCALFE

Jesse Metcalfe has updated his MySpace with some new hot photos :-P Enjoy one more shot here.

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Two great videos for the Jawbone bluetooth device, on the left a very gay friendly rugby party and on the right, dudes get jaws !!!

OHLALA JESSE METCALFE KNOCKED ON HIS ASS :-(

Former "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe took a crushing right hook to the face last night -- and the whole thing was caught on tape! It all went down outside an event at Boulevard 3 nightclub, after Jesse allegedly said something that pissed off a musclebound friend of actress Taryn Manning. The guy suddenly unleashed a ferocious blow that sent Metcalfe crumbling to the floor. At least he was wearing a CK underwear ;-)

MORE CHAD WHITE HAS A GLADIATOR FOR ATTITUDE

After yesterday's preview of Chad White as a Gladiator for Attitude magazine, here are some more photos by Matt Irwin.

And if you wonder what Chad White is doing backstage during the fashion week, here is a picture by Andrew one of our fabulous readers, of Chad performing one of his many talent ;-)

JOE OPPEDISANO DOES CK

We were just mentioning CK underwears with Jesse Metcalfe little knocked out, check out this picture below by Joe Oppedisano paying a tribute to CK ;-) Larger image here. More photos here.

THE GOSSIP BOYS ARE OUT

Gossip Girl's stars, Chace crawford, Penn Badgley and Ed Westwick for the march fashion issue of Out magazine. source

FEEL CONFIDENT ... GO NAKED

What do you think about this ad from New Zealand for a deodorant !? "Feel confident go naked" ... why not as long as the guys have this kind of body ...

WANT TO MOVE IN JESSE'S HOLLYWOOD HOME !?

Jesse Metcalfe at the premiere of the movie Cloverfield last night in Los Angeles, watch the trailer here. Talking about the hot Jesse if you are interested to move in his Hollywood home ... it is now or never or maybe later, but Jesse has just listed his Hoolywood Hills home located on Rodgerton Drive in the Beachwood Canyon area for $1.495 million ... not such a bad price I would say for this 3,919 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, Media room, Gym, great Hollywood sign view ... but no pool !!!!!!! As much as we love Jesse we'll pass on this one .... c'mon ... no pool that's just not possible sorry ;-) source