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WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBBIE WILLIAMS ON X-FACTOR!?

I love Robbie Williams but something was certainly not right during his X-Factor performance ... I have two suppositions.

My first theory [picture above] is that he had a bad botox injection. If you watch the video you can see that his forehead is like frozen and his eyes are wide WIDE open [unblinking] with a total lack of expression. It was quite scary actually, hope all is fine with him anyway! I do not see Robbie as someone who would care what other people think of him, to inject poison in his face but in this world you never know, things are always full of surprises and never what they seems.

My second theory [picture below] and probably the most plausible one, is that Robbie was abducted by aliens and replaced on earth with a half robot half organic version of him. Just look at the way the performance was staged ;-)



The Daily Mail reported that his performance and face was so weird that that children were asking parents what was wrong. 'It's totally disgusting that he was allowed to perform in such a state' one wrote, and others 'Give him a break, he was just nervous'.

But I am happy to report that a spokesman for Robbie fervently denied yesterday that his wide-eyed appearance was caused by anything other than excitement:

'The truth is he hasn't performed in the UK for ages and he was excited to be on the show. That's the reason his performance was so spirited. He was excited to be there and to perform the single live for the first time. He was not on anything. What you saw was a great performer doing what he does best.'

ROBBIE WILLIAMS! NEW ALBUM! NEW SITE! NEW PHOTOS

British pop singer Robbie Williams will release his first album "Reality Killed the Video Star" in three years this November. For his new album Williams recorded and mixed songs with producer Trevor Horn in a studio in London. Horn has worked with the likes of Paul McCartney and Cher, and his old band The Buggles released the 1979 hit "Video Killed the Radio Star."

Until recently, Williams had been living in LA. He is reportedly now living in his hometown of Stoke since he left a U.S. rehabilitation center in March, 2007 when he was treated for prescription drug addiction.

With his new album comes a new site and new thoughts, and you can follow Robbie's doggy style adventures in Los Angeles.



On August 6 he wrote:

So we're off to shoot the first single video tomorrow here In LA..... the picture was taken during a clothes fitting(yesterday).... Notice "The Poops''' under my left arm I want to take her on the shoot and maybe get her in the vid.....But we're shooting in the desert and as i can't Guarantee the AC units being at optimum release I think it's probably wise to leave her at home..Shame she'd be a good companion....Look how Angelic?

So,the first Single?i didn't think it was going to be a single at all...But Trevor(Horn) sprinkled some fairy dust on it and it romped up on the outside shouting ''MEME....Choose me......!'' so,we did.

P.s I am unshaven because of the vid (it's required)......I'm not growing the beard again...though once all the promo's done...the beard will make a come back and so will donuts...I had to fight off a peach cobbler the other night.

(Oh..P.s.s)The story about me filling in for MR.Jackson (RIP) is TOTALLY made up

With his new site comes new photos like the behind-the-scenes by Chris Clunn during the 'Sing When You're Winning sleeve' shoot by photographed by Paul M Smith.



+ Robbie Williams Official Site

ROBBIE WILLIAMS AKA CANDY MARIE CANDY BACK ON LITTLE BRITAIN

Hi! I'm Robbie Williams. Here's a photo of me with my favourite comedy buddies, David Wulliams and Matt Lucan. We're doing a sketch for Comic Relief in which I play an American toddler called Candy Marie Candy the best friend of foul mouthed tyke Ellie Grace (left). It's brilliant. Let me talk you through the picture.

First off, you're probably wondering why I look so small. This is because I bent my legs at the knees before slowly lowering myself to the floor. This is a technique known as "method acting".* I did offer to have my legs amputated for the sketch but my close personal friend David Wolliams told me that might send the wrong message to my billions of fans. Those were his actual words: "billions of fans". I love David Welliams. He's almost as brilliant as Gary Barlow. Matt Leuchars took a different approach to the size issue. He's standing on 11 copies of my hit 2006 album Rudebox (£7.96RRP).

You might have noticed that the knuckles of my right hand have turned red. This is because I'm getting into the head space of the character, not because I have an overwhelming, clinging desperation to return to the limelight, even if it involves pretending to be a three-year-old girl for the purposes of charity.**

Finally, a word about my smile. Some might think my expression betrays a trace of anger, that my clenched jaw and joyless eyes mark the last stand of an artist determined to return to fame's golden embrace, by whatever means necessary. But I'm actually thinking about the fact that Howard Donald has agreed to go for a pint with me a week on Tuesday (finally!)

Basically, I'm back. And I'm as irrepressible as ever. And anyone who disagrees can take that and party!***

* Note to self: remind agent to chase up Holby cameo
** Did you get my letter, Gary?
*** Seriously, Gary, if you're reading this, get in touch, mate.

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You may remember Robbie Williams latest appearance on Little Britain.

ROBBIE WILLIAMS NEW HOME IN LOS ANGELES

The sun is shining in Los Angeles for Robbie Williams. First he reunites with girlfriend Ayda Field [source] ...



Then Robbie just bough a HUGE villa for just $30 million in the most expensive gated community in California, Beverly Park Estate on Mulholland Drive! Check out the satellite view of the area HERE [Splash]

LINKALICIOUS // 02.14.08

:: Got Hayden !? The mega hot christensen graces to cover of Russian QG.

:: A vintage Jake Gyllenhaal recycled for the new Italian Vanity Fair.

:: Pretty on the Outside wishes you a Happy Beckentines Day !

:: Brady Quinn denied he was involved in an altercation outside a Columbus restaurant early New Year's Day in which he was accused of using gay slurs.

:: Did Britney Spears married Adnan Ghalib in Mexico !?

:: Robbie Williams fears that his peaceful life in L.A. is about to come to end with Paris Hilton moving in as his new neighbour in a quiet and peaceful Mulholland Estates.

:: Above, David the super sexy contestant of the new American Idol ... he is so cute you just wanna pinch him ;-) In fact American Idol may want to kick him out of the show since he may have had previous record deal ... and that may be a deal braker for our favorite contestant so far :-(

:: And to finish this linkalicious of the day, one ad from the super bowl night for Dell(RED).

LINKALICIOUS 02.04.08

:: Milo's sexy strike beard.

:: Young Guns, an interview with Janice's boy Danny Nunez.

:: One thing leads to another ...

:: Robbie's gone on strike (and so has his razor)

:: Virginia Beach police seize photos from Abercrombie store.

:: Improved Carolina Sausage, Now With More Meat!!!

ROBBIE WILLIAMS NEW HAIRY LOOK

We love Robbie Williams, check out those images of him doing some pre-last-minute Xmas shopping at the Grove in Los Angeles. What do you think about the beard !? I kind of like it ...

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